Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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