I wish I only lived at night.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I'm really busy with my period
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