I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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