I wanna bring you to show and tell
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
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