Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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