sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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