Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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