dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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