She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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