no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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