You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
