I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
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