also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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