There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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