Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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