she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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