I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
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