Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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