I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
