also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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