He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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