Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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