And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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