i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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