I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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