I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
