you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
How naked do you want me to be?
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