Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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