He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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