3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
