I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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