just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
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