He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Holy shit dude........stairs
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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