did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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