Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Randomize
