I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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