i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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