I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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