I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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