Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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