I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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