i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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