i wish peter jackson would direct porn
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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