do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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