i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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