can we get nightvision for the apartment?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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