I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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