are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I have post one night stand depression
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