The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Randomize
