Non-Jews are for practice
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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