I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
lol hangovers are for mortals.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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