I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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