How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
he just fucked me for my cheese.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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