But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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