I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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