yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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