I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
only you would photoshop your dick
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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