I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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